brady kerrigan ➻ lady marian

( Aidan and Riley )

You'd think not leaving the house for two whole days'd be more of a pain in the arse, but I'll tell you what, though. This was definitely my kind of weekend. The look on me bloody landlord's face when I paid him three months in advance. That's right, you tosser. I may be a delinquent, but I've got the fucking bills to back it up. You just fucking try to evict us now.

Right. So. Figured I'd pop in and mention I've a prude called Marian chatting my ear off, y'know, inside me brain and whatnot. Funny how that's not the weirdest thing I've ever said in my life. You'd think it'd take the cake.

Yeah. I'm off to have a pint now. This is all barmy. Cheers.

( You talk as if this were a trap! )